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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

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Though they’re a fairly common species throughout North America, you’d be hard pressed to spot the Western Pygmy Blue butterfly. That’s because they’re one of the smallest butterflies in the world, with a wingspan of only 12–20 mm (0.4-0.7 in).

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(Image: A western pygmy blue (Brephidium exilis) by Katja Schulz)

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mysterytrainisland

every time dolores dei is mentioned in disco elysium i try to put things into perspective by imagining the same set of dialogue but about the historical jesus christ and it really solidifies how much of a fucking freak harry is

laika-the-bitch

hey now, she`s not jesus, she`s mary! let`s not erase how terribly oedipal detective costeau`s whole deal is

mysterytrainisland

imagine dating a guy for a minute and he begins to see your image within the virgin mary

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ROUND ONE: WHIP-POOR-WILL vs SECRETARY BIRD

Whip-Poor-Will

Secretary Bird

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Whip-Poor-Will

The Whip-Poor-Will has a distinctive call that it puts out during the night time, when it is the most active. They are also known to lay their eggs based on the lunar cycle, and on average eggs will hatch ten days before a full moon. The nestlings will often move themselves about while they are in the nest, as a way to make the nest harder to rob. Learn More!

Secretary Bird

With big, voluptuous eyelashes, the Secretary Bird lives in Africa. They are known for their long legs, used to strike down snakes, lizards, insects, and other small creatures. Although we often think of them as eating mainly snakes, that is not actually a large part of their diet. It consists mainly of insects. They will strike with 5 times their own body weight, and will sometimes hunt in small groups. Learn More!

(Whip-Poor-Will photo by Ryan Zucker)
(Secretary Bird photo by Michel Bourque)

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ROUND ONE: AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE vs CEDAR WAXWING

Australian Magpie

Cedar Waxwing

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Australian Magpie

Although called a magpie, this bird is actually not closely related to the Eurasian magpie! It was once thought to be three different species, but it’s now classified as one species with 9 subspecies. Despite its name, it’s not only native to Australia but also native to New Zealand and Southern New Guinea. They are very vocal songbirds, and have a wide variety of vocalizations. Learn More!

Cedar Waxwing

These birds get their name from a waxy secretion that comes from the tips of some of their wings. Although it is usually red, thus giving the red feather tips, some Cedar Waxwings are known to have orange tips, likely picked up from an introduced species of honeysuckle. They are specialized in eating fruit, and sometimes a cowbird placed into their nest will not survive because they are not prepared for such a fruit-centric diet. Learn More!

(Australian Magpie photo by Evan Lipton)
(Cedar Waxwing photo by Darren Clark)

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gothdoggirl

I think I want to fuck the chess pieces more than anybody else on earth

sillysayaka

in what order

gothdoggirl

When I get home, I'll post what I imagine each chess piece looks like and my tier list

gothdoggirl

Okay

Pawn: short girl short hair she tries her best to act tough and intimidating but it always backfires on her and ends up with her embarrassing herself she has fang teeth too surprisingly a dom

Knight: horse girl average height looks like she's never lifted a weight in her life but runs marathons daily with long hair she always keeps tied up in a ponytail she's super outgoing and loves meeting new people but is completely romantically oblivious she things the other pieces are just friends even after countless nights of sex

Bishop: goth girl with a nun fetish who wears holy robes exclusively for sex she's 6'1 lanky with it and has more kinky clothes than normal clothes also she's trans she's shy as hell and is very very quick to develop crushes she spends most nights having crazy sex with the other pieces

Rook: like 7'0 shredded as hell you could grate cheese on her abs and butch as fuck she likes giving piggy back rides to all the other chess pieces she's stoic kind and has a soft spot for flowers she has her own greenhouse and loves telling people about her favorite ones and what she's growing.

Queen: tall femme as hell never leaves home without some heels sharp and tall enough to kill a man she's aloof and cold but hides a deep sense of caring beneath her icy exterior and gets easily flustered when anyone points it out or teases her

King: fat and buff the kind of butch that carries women around on her arms like Christmas tree ornaments she takes care of and watched over all the other pieces with a loving eye and a soft touch she loves heroes of might and magic 3 and will always challenge the other girls to games

Tier list:

Rook>King>Bishop=Queen=Knight>pawn